B.O.B. – A girls best friend

I love my B.O.B!  He is the best a girl could ask for.

He doesn’t eat my food.  He doesn’t make dirty dishes which he refuses to wash, he doesn’t piss on the toilet or leave the toilet seat up.  He doesn’t ever care what I look like.  I don’t have to listen to him talking incessantly.  He doesn’t play video games which I’m morally opposed to.  He doesn’t make any messes (he just makes me make messes).  He doesn’t steal from me, or lie to me or cheat on me.  I don’t have to entertain him (although he entertains me quite often).  The amount of money I spend on him is quite minimal.

He’s always “ready to go” when I am.  I don’t have to suck on him to arouse him.  He always makes sure I’m taken care of.  He goes as long or as short as I want.  When we are done playing, he doesn’t take up half the bed, or snore in my ear, or grind his teeth in his sleep.  He doesn’t get jealous when I talk to or play with other men.  Whenever I’m angry or sad or depressed, he always knows how to make me feel better.

He doesn’t act like a bully one minute and a baby the next.  He never hurts my feelings or yells at me.  I don’t have to introduce him to my family or friends, and in fact – they would prefer if I didn’t.  He doesn’t have any family or friends to introduce me to, so there’s never an issue with that.  He doesn’t look at other women, nor does he have any desire to be with anyone but me…How could he?

 

I love my B.O.B.  He IS the best a girl could ask for.

But then – there’s this…Love the song – love the lyrics….

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About Ms Fihaki

Thanks so much for checking out my blog! I’m supposed to write about me – who I am as a person and I really don’t see the sense in that considering that when you read my posts you will learn more about me as a person than you would from any 500 word statement I could make. I will however play by the rules – just this once. I’m 36 years young. I consider myself a strong independant and beautiful woman (hey! I wrote about that! Check it out!). I’m single and love it. Just over a year ago I made some serious lifestyle changes which include eliminating alcohol from my diet, being more physically active, eating healthier and daily working on my spirituality. One of the things which has happened as a result of these lifestyle changes is that I’ve gained a level of clarity I never knew was possible. With this clarity comes the realization that my words affect the lives of those around me. I’ve always been much better at writing than at speaking. If I can affect people the way I do from speaking, just imagine the effect I can have with the written word! I had been blogging about my secret life doing sensual massage – but I wasn’t getting a lot of traffic or interraction from that blog. Upon the suggestion of several friends I decided to start this – my public blog. My hope is that this will allow my readers to interact with me, a real live human being and that together we can create a ripple effect of positivity throughout the universe! (yea I dream big – it’s a must!) Anywho – I sincerely hope you enjoy the things I have to say and interractions are welcome and encouraged! Be Well!

Posted on April 2, 2013, in Prose and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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